Mouse pad

Got it! Since your brand focuses on **alpaca parodies**, here’s a Shopify description with a fun, on-brand twist:

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🦙 Alpaca Attitude Mouse Pad – “Whatever I Did…” ☕

Add some sass and sarcasm to your workspace with this one-of-a-kind alpaca 🦙 parody mouse pad! Featuring a chill alpaca sipping coffee under a tree, this design pairs a peaceful meadow background with the bold phrase:

Whatever I did to piss you off, please let me know so I can do it again.🦙

Perfect for coffee lovers, sarcastic coworkers, and anyone who enjoys a little alpaca-powered mischief.🦙

🦙Why Your Desk Needs This:🦙
✔ Smooth polyester surface – Because your mouse deserves a first-class ride
✔ Non-slip rubber base – No accidental "rage quits" from pad-sliding
✔ Vibrant, long-lasting print– Alpaca-approved quality
✔ The perfect size (8.7″ × 7.1″) for work, gaming, or plotting your next prank
✔ Endless amusement – Because life’s too short for boring mouse pads

🎁 Great gift for sarcastic souls, coffee addicts, and alpaca fanatics! 🦙

🔥 Limited Herd Edition – Adopt Yours Today!🔥

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